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Why are these things wierd?

i am told i anm a strange guy by a few of the girls i have dated & some close friends. they list these as reasons...

i don't like bjs but love sucking pussy.

i can cum & still keep f**king for ages after like nothing has happened.

i never cheat yet i get propositioned the most when i am in a relationship(wierd that) & could easily get away with it.

i am always carryng around other peoples deep problems & secrets with me yet i am always smiling.

i love kids and am very broody.

i talk about my mom & my sis as being my 2 favourite pple in the world.

i have never been attacked by an animal, wild or tame.(lord knows i'm sure i have come dangerously close on several occasions but something seems to hold them back)

i love old pple. they are good friends & have incredible life stories.

i am obsessed with sharp edges & fire.

my spirit animal is a black panther holding a kunai in its mouth.

i touch pple when i talk to them.

i am not afraid to die.

o.0

do you guys think any of these are wierd???
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (17)
claro666 (3773)
2006-10-14 00:29:11
i don't think that is weird at all, i like it. you are just an open spirit, don't let anyone come between you and your energy, ever.
i also used to like to suck cunt, and still do but I had some bad bj experiences with a chick with braces, ouch. later, had some great ones then began pumping a lot of heads hard holding on to pigtails to slam it in.
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cabinet69 (3089)
2006-10-14 01:08:23
I think you are a wanker
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x.princess.x (3703)
2006-10-14 09:54:14
couldnt be bothered to read it all
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jismcreme (3723)
2006-10-14 10:48:46
Yer Yer, yawn!
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Bob17 (1154)
2006-10-14 17:01:59
I think Cab is on to something.
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CrazyMoFo (1953)
2006-10-16 16:29:39
blah.
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Brown_eyed_beauty (4064)
2006-10-20 23:32:17
awww there are still good guys around! * heart smiles big* who sound like they could even challenge me to bed!
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Francine_bates (1475)
2006-11-03 18:46:18
Erm, those are all normal things except for the fact that you claim to be unafraid of death. That is just nonsense bravado.
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Shaka_Zulu (3938)
2006-11-05 23:48:32
death is just deep sleep imo...
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junodude (4255)
2006-11-06 18:56:45
dude...your like, wow. and i mean that in a good man. you just put it all out there and dude, i admire you for it. and no, trust me dude that aint wierd. thats you!! YTMND 4EVA!!!!!
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expiredlastjuly (5146)
2007-01-15 20:53:14
be the father of my child :)
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adamski (5400)
2007-01-27 11:38:23
Ha, i was reading that and thinking, wow did i post that? ignore all the bad comments, i think im alot like you with what you said, dont change who you are, thats what all my friends say about me, so i pass on the advice. peace
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shawnapaulajoe (5549)
2007-01-28 20:01:49
Your spirit is a black panther?? how the hell do you know that? i think you look like a piece of burnt poop. and your stories suck. i dont know who the person was that told you that you should be a writer but they are just as messed up as you are. Dont ever comment one of my stories again. And dont try to talk to me, you just keep your black hands off those old people and innocent little kids. Your mother and your sister are probably your 2 favorite people because nobody wants to talk to a black panther who wont quit touching them. And by the way, are you gay?
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ilms_cumming_near_you (5556)
2007-01-29 05:34:14
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dragoon188 (5130)
2007-02-03 13:28:34
I salute to you, man of men
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heinrich (5743)
2007-02-06 18:34:02
Yeah, it's normal for a guy to tell girls what they wanna hear (or read) before he has sex with them.
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lucyy (4866)
2007-02-16 05:48:26
No nothing you said is wierd, most of the things are very general and normal and a small few of them are just a little unusual- which doesn't mean their wierd or your a freak or anything :P everyone has unusual ways.
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