Deep throating, rolling ur tongue on the shaft while going down, and playing with the balls (very gently). Oh and with just the head in ur mouth, play with it using ur tongue. Peace.
My idea of head involves midgets, a cheese wheel and a lot of green tea. I will give more information upon request.
The secret to giving good head is to stick it on the end of a spike, gift-wrap it and present it while the rest of the tribe is dancing, preferably with the eyes stitched shut and tongue removed.
By the way as to your question 'What gets a guy going?' Just mention "Gonorrhea."
Well, since you asked, I will give you the secret to giving perfect head.
Firstly, you need a bowling ball drenched in marinara sauce. It should be lukewarm.
Tie this to your left ear. Take your boyfriend and drop a live chicken under his sheets while practicing your favorite rendition of a disgusting limerick while dusting him with the contents of a portable toilet, poured from a bucket suspended from the ceiling by two bipedal cows.
While doing this, stick a habanero-drenched marsupial into his ass while shoving cottage cheese up his nose and cheering for 'Waffle liberation' and its affiliates.
He will come in exactly two minutes. If not, increase your usage of said feces and frequently mention his mother topless.
Peace.
The secret to giving good head is to stick it on the end of a spike, gift-wrap it and present it while the rest of the tribe is dancing, preferably with the eyes stitched shut and tongue removed.
By the way as to your question 'What gets a guy going?' Just mention "Gonorrhea."
Well, since you asked, I will give you the secret to giving perfect head.
Firstly, you need a bowling ball drenched in marinara sauce. It should be lukewarm.
Tie this to your left ear. Take your boyfriend and drop a live chicken under his sheets while practicing your favorite rendition of a disgusting limerick while dusting him with the contents of a portable toilet, poured from a bucket suspended from the ceiling by two bipedal cows.
While doing this, stick a habanero-drenched marsupial into his ass while shoving cottage cheese up his nose and cheering for 'Waffle liberation' and its affiliates.
He will come in exactly two minutes. If not, increase your usage of said feces and frequently mention his mother topless.
Peace.