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Oldey sex
I had to sleep at my grandpa and grandmas house and it was late at night. I was really bored and I had rellized I had left my DS in my Granparents room. It wasnt to late (about nine). When i walked in I saw them having sex! It was horrible and blinding i couldnt see , I dont want to eloborate on details because it was horrible. Please tell me that two 80 year olds having sex is wrong.
P.S DS rocks.
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Anonymous
2005-05-09 19:44:36
That's some funny shit!
I bet you see your grandparents going at it every time you close your eyes, huh? Ha,ha!
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Anonymous
2005-05-10 13:01:44
It's perfectly normal for them to be doing this. And it's perfectly normal to have your reaction. This is one of life's little surprises.
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Anonymous
2005-05-10 15:48:49
oh my god! thats disgusting! wow i feel sorry for you. I would kill myself if i saw my grandparents doing it.
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Anonymous
2005-05-10 15:53:17
Do the DO
It is natural for all of God's creations to hump and pump each other. Little boy, don't be sad because one day someone shall hump and pump you!! Praise Him!!
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Anonymous
2005-05-11 10:09:16
Oh my god that is horrible. People that old should not be allowed to do that. They could break bones or cause heart attacks. They have probably tramatized you for life. You poor child.
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Anonymous
2005-05-12 12:41:07
What is DS?

There is nothing wrong with older people having sex . . . as long as they just have it with each other.
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Anonymous
2005-05-13 14:02:09
I would rip my eyes out if i saw that
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CherriChick0001 (73)
2005-05-21 06:48:57
To the hump and pump guy no ones gonna hump and pump HIM unless he's gay!!!!

But other then that it is normal for God's creaions to hump and pump each other.
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red (85)
2005-05-21 15:51:03
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OH MY GOD...
That was some funny shit,HA!HA!HA!
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Anonymous
2005-05-26 22:33:05
LMAO
Hump & Pump is cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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britewrite80 (200)
2005-06-11 22:24:12
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me 2, i wud rip me eyes out! that wud suck so much if i saw that!! i feel so bad 4 u! old people sudnt b able 2 do that,wat if they die wile in the middle of it,or sumthing??
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Anonymous (201)
2005-06-12 08:53:11
Horribly unnatural!
I agree, if they wouldn't have done it in the first place you wouldn't be here.

P.S. DS sucks
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wizard (278)
2005-06-18 04:51:43
old rats like cheese too!!!

How do you think your parents got here?
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XxUnicronxX (726)
2005-08-11 20:48:17
Ok, No. DS Bad.
Otherwise, Stab youself in the eyes with ashen rocks.
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Killington (1913)
2006-05-22 15:39:37
hell
hell, i wouldve gone downstairs cooked up some popcorn pulled a chair in and jacked off to the mess
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oxymull (2161)
2006-05-23 18:17:11
If that happened, I'd get eye bleach. Then I'd knock myself out in hope of forgetting what just happened.
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Anonymous
2006-06-07 15:47:01
Oh don't so stupid and superficial. Young people enjoy sex, well so do older people. They aren't going to stop just because some little prick thinks its gross. Would you stop having sex after 60? What if you lived to be 100? That's 40 years without sex!
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EccentricWeird (3314)
2006-08-20 21:02:45
Old people weren't supposed to have sex. I know that because their 'things' stop working after a while. If old sperm got into even a healthy ovum, the child is more likely to be born with genetic deficiencies.

Let's stop polluting the population, okay?
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youwishyouknew (7140)
2007-04-08 22:03:34
I think old people have sex. I'm pretty sure of this because my grandmother has vibrators and dildos. i accidently found them in her drawer. this story does not surprise me in the least.
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MichelleLivesMusic (10021)
2007-08-17 20:30:55
Id rip out my eyeballs
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Knuckifyoubuck (9689)
2007-08-17 21:25:40
EWWWWWWWWWWWW
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