erm, your 14 and do drugs, is that not the bigger problem?

Take your teeny peeny and your pillow the hell out of here and go do your homework.

I hope you wash your pillow after use. Falling to sleep on it after you've slipped it one must make for quite a messy morning.

It's time you stopped thinking of yourself, and treated your pillow the way it deserves. You need to have some deep, meaningful conversations with it; never heard of pillow-talk? You can't just use your pillow for your sexual needs, it needs to be shown respect. Also, do not use down pillows that are used with animal feathers, use only artificial ones. You don't want to add bestiality on to your list of hobbies.

LOL good one Bob

Bob I think I love you, but wait I'm straight, so bob uh thats great.

normal. next!

Ahh, pillow humping is pretty common. I wouldn't worry too much.

x.princess.x brings up a good point, though.

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May I humbly recommend this pillow to help you out:
Is It Normal Horny Pillow

cummin gon your friends pillow? thats just cruel

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orang juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear the pricey booze, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think sow
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop and yelled my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

I have several pillows I keep just for humping. And yes, they all have dried vaginal fluid on them.

ur fucked up

Did you wash your pillows???

I must say that humping pillows FEELS SOO GOOD. they never say no, can't knock them up. Nor do they care if I shoot all over them.

I hope you don't seriously sleep with the same pillow!!

hmmm well i dont mind sleeping wif a vagina stain pillow lol

the smell is sexylicious

omg u shouldn't even be humping ur pillow i noe i have sex but i don't hump pillows

u keep pillows for humping?

it feels way good. you get that horny feeling and then you go pee.=p