1. Read 2. Vote 3. Repeat
Is It Normal?
What do you think?
pissed in the church nursery
hi. i had to confess..one time i was at church. it was night time and i was tired and didnt want to sit through the whole sermon so what i did was go to the nursery room. it wasnt being used at that time and i was there alone. it was dark and i was laying in a chair. but i had to go pee really bad. i saw these two apple juice bottles, really big ones. then i peed in the one that was half full. i felt kind of bad afterwards because i put it back. i hope god's not too mad at me. my pee blended in perfectly but those poor kids. please forgive me god! i wonder if they drank it? is this normal eventhough i knew it was a bad idea, when i couldve simply gone to the restroom instead? was i being lazy or was i being abnormal?
Does this story fit one of these flags? If so, click it! [Best Of] [Funny] [Interesting] [Weird] [Repetitive] [Lame] [Vulgar] [F*cked Up] [Fake] [Off Topic] [Innapropriate] [Adult]
Comments (10)
Lucky you werent dying for a shit
he he i like the guy above me....hes funny! =-D
Sounds like you were dehydrated.
Once I grabbed a cloth hanging by the door, went into the confessional booth, and took a nasty sh*t on the seat, and used the cloth to wipe. Then, wen the priest stepped into the confessional and opened the little window, I threw the cloth at him, and ran out.
I once unholied the holy water
wow i hope the kids not drink it... i feel bad for them...
wow that is really low, next time you get apple juice, god is going to intentionally pee in it and you will drink it.
that was f*cked up! you should have attempted to get to a restroom
No worries, god has a sense of humor (you better pray your god has a sense of humor)

and for the house of god comment, im pretty sure god has to take a leak from time to time too.



Jah bless
im trying not to laugh
Thanks for the add! Don't forget to add isitnormal to your friends on MySpace and join our Facebook Group.