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57 year old virgin

I just turned 57 today and still live with my parents and have never had sex. I have never even had a boyfriend or girlfriend. I am doing this for Jesus Christ my Lord and Savior, as my ultimate life goal is to die a virgin for him.

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Bob17 (1154)

2006-10-29 01:07:43

Yeah, sure. THAT'S the reason you've not been laid.

Why remain a virgin, anyway? You think Jesus is interested ;)
Jesus is a young, free, wild, bachelor. He gets it on with all the hot young Christians that die. His lines are a bit cheesy though. "I'll make you see heaven", etc. But that's just some of the royalties he gets because his old man is the boss. Lucky bastard. He reminds me of Hugh Hefner's son...

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cabinet69 (3089)

2006-10-29 04:03:39

You are a goose

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Mimir2 (3348)

2006-10-29 13:08:12

Does the bible say "do not fuck" ?

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jigsaw (2929)

2006-10-29 14:43:46

^ Good point. And you`re still not a virgin if you suck some cock.

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x.princess.x (3703)

2006-10-29 15:11:58

are you happy?

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Moi (588)

2006-10-29 16:42:46

Are you a nun?

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UnKnOwNn (3848)

2006-10-29 19:57:33

do what ever u want...u dont need to listen to any of these fools specially bob...hes a shit talker and he dissin jesus....anyways....if u wanna die as a virgin and complete yo ultimate goal the best thing would be to keep it up and dont loose virginity......but if u do as bob says u might end up goin to hell

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Bob17 (1154)

2006-10-30 19:06:34

Aiiiie fool. Don be lisinin to me, coz I is the voice of evil, innit Nikka! Word up to ma homeboy St. UnKnOwNn!!!!11 Listen to the what ee spits coz it is the truff mutha!

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wallop (4169)

2006-11-17 01:05:58

Why the hell would he care if you get laid or not. Im sure hes to busy fixing world hunger or whatever he does up there if he is real...

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Killington (1913)

2006-12-12 21:22:17

i bet youre fat no one likes fat nondescript sexes

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leahhh001 (7025)

2007-04-04 16:55:00

@: Killington