Another masterbation story. Sorry. - Is It Normal?

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Another masterbation story. Sorry.

Well, whenever I masterbate, I always cum into my right hand, and then walk up to my sister's room and slap her across the face with it. She hasn't said anything to my parents yet, but I think she's planning to.

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Comments (9)

viado (4039)

2006-11-06 19:19:46

lol
fake but really amusing :D

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x.princess.x (3703)

2006-11-07 09:49:29

if you were my bro i'd fuckin kill you for that, she probably isnt planning on telling your parents. because if it was me i'd be planning to get you back and make it hurt :)

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Bob17 (1154)

2006-11-07 10:57:16

Hopefully, she will cut your testicles off so you can't do it again. Then she can get her boyfriend to do it to you.

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Godson (3879)

2006-11-10 04:58:22

yea she probly wont tell because shes been scrubbing the toilet and the family pets asshole w/ your toothbrush!! Ha Ha Loser

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slut91 (5658)

2007-02-03 20:49:50

no if i were your sister id eat it