Erica Jong documents our universal secret love of the smell of our own farts in "Fear of Flying." Perfectly natural.

But wafting to get a better whiff seems a tad undecorous.

perfectly natrual nothing. If I fart and it smells bad I offend myself.

I have offended myself so bad sometimes that I won't talk to myself for days. Then I will only give myself short answers in a terse tight voice. Is this normal?

That's hilarious!

you need to get with that other guy who sticks both hands down his pants and smells them afterwards....think you guys make a great pair

You should do a reverse 69 and fart on the top of both of your heads at the same time. I learned this at the Youth center by my house.

I like the smell of your farts too man. I could just eat you up!

like my boyfriend says everyone likes their own brand