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Time machine
I have managed to build a time machine and now hapiily spend my days zipping into the past or future. I only look at things but never touch because of the space/time continuem thingy. Now i've got to thinking the power my machine has and the repercussions for mankind as a whole. Imagine stopping the production of shell suits before they're made. Or telling JFK to keep his head down. Anyway i want to use my machine for cheap pranks and to make me rich. Screw mankind they're doing o.k.
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sisophous (3738)
2006-11-30 18:01:47
Funny!!!! You have a wild imagination and likely a very creative mind. I too think of a time machine and would go back to the 1970s as a young adult. Women were at their hottest during that decade.
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Fantainfinite (4355)
2006-12-01 06:42:01
lol. If I had the chance I'd go back 10 years and stop myself going to the school I did or drop out as soon as I went. I hated it.
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outdoorandyrocks (4640)
2006-12-06 17:43:25
if i had a time machine i would go back and bring a prostitute from the past to the future. then i would know she didnt have aids
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Naughty_rascal (4558)
2006-12-17 17:53:36
Surely you never took this person seriously vaver16? A TIME MACHINE ? ?
God save us all.
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
2007-04-18 20:12:59
Tell JFK to keep his head down? Wouldnt it make more sense just to keep him away from Dallas that day altogether? especialy considering the first shot he was hit with hit him in the upper back and blew out the front of his throat.Keeping his head down wouldnt have helped much with that.
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