Put a c*ck in it
I was talking to a girl I met the other week who I'm not interested in, or more, she was talking at me. She wouldn't shut up. And then all of a sudden this porno clip my friend showed me once popped into my head. The porno clip featured a female pornstar complaining about the lack of respect female pornstars get, then just when you start to get bored of her moaning a c*ck gets thrust into her mouth and she basically just gets f**ked in the head.
Anyway, I suddenly imagined f**king this girl in the mouth to shut her up. I was trying desperately not to crack up laughing because then I'd have to explain why. Then I started getting a hard-on, which I didn't want either. So, it took quite a lot of mental control but I ended up actually listening to her again. I think she was none the wiser.
do it for the experience