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I messed my ass up
I'm realy worried.

I suffer from piles but am too scared to goto the docs. About two weeks ago i tried somthing in despiration. I grabed one of the protruding piles, the worst offender, then i tied some fishing gut around the damn thing. It hurt like hell but i thought i might be able to restrict it and it may fall off.

Anyway, i kept that on for 4 agonising days then took it off. Now it was worse than ever and the stress of my self performed operation left me with stinging diarrhea too. I bled alot.

Three more days of walking around like John Wayne with a big pad of toiled paper and some antiseptic spray i took the pad off and decided to check it out with a mirror.

Ohh my god... now i'm fcked!

My exact words as i looked into the mirror. My anus area is full of puss and matted hair...

Two weeks on and i dont know what to do. Its worse... I cant go to the doctor because i feel so stupid for doing it. Anyone else done anything similar? How normal is this?
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ok, i had to look that word up to understand, piles, means the same as hemorrrhoids. Please go to a doctor immediately or the emergency room of a hospital and get help. Doctors are professionals trained to deal with these issues and frankly your issue is nothing surprising to them, believe me, they see a lot worse things than what you have. Go now!!!!!!
sounds really really really bad
you dozy twat. go to the doctors.

gimp
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Why did you try your own surgery? You can get creams for this over the counter at boots an stuff and believe me they wont bat an eylid. Pregnat women get piles all the time and at any one time over a quarter of the population suffer, in silence i might add, with this. Its really not a big deal. Dont believe the old wives tale about sittin on cold stone gives you piles, its causes are modern diet (not enough fibre) and straing when using the loo. I would recommend the doctor now though to ensure you havnt done any permanant damage. Your doctor has seen this so many times.Go!!
A topical creme may have helped before your bout of self mutilation, but now that you have sucessfully given yourself an ass infection, go see the doctor. You don't have to tell him what an idiot you are, just have him give you some antibiotics.
Now that is funny...painful, but very very funny.
go to emergency nooow....quickkk...
Ok, this is utterly disgusting. You haven't gone to the doctor yet? Don't tell us a bout it, we all agree that you should go to the doctor quickly before it gets worse!! i mean, its for the better and who cares what they think, justthink about how much better you'll feel after going to the doctor's...
I'm tasting blood...

Do your parents know you have hemmroids? (piles)

if they don't you should tell them.

Also trust me, people have done stupider things, doctors wont be suprised. they learned how to deal with this stuff so they COULD
Doctors have seen worse.
I mean, a chick got a deer tongue stuck up.... you know where.
I mean, how do you explain that? "the deer was giving me oral?"

You at least were trying to handle something that already had happened to you.
Don't be embarassed, just go. Or your infection could spread, and then things will get really ugly.
YOU'VE GOT CANCER OF THE ANUS. Latin name Georgus Bushus.
doctors have heard it all before.
Omg that sounds gross
I was trying to eat my sandwich...
Leave it, it'll be fine
put some ralgex muscle rub on them.
do NOT leave it.
go to the doctors.
trust me.. i hate going to the doctor's too.
doctors almost killed my mom.
but sometimes in relaly horrible situations you just have to suck it up and go.
just remember that after this you won't have to see them again and they treat so many people it's not like later on they're going to randomly talk about you and remember you out of all of their however many patients.
and then you won't be in pain and have this problem.
and it will be so much better.
this kinda sounds fake. i mean who puts fishing line in their ass?
It takes a special kind of stupid.
soak in some hot water and epsom salts for 30 minutes then try and pop the pus out.then rub some sort of antibiotic cream on your roids.only takes baths-at least one a day but more if possible.i think when docs take roids off your way they use a rubber band type deal.you may want to try that when they heal up a bit.
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