Skipping
I have made an observation. Why do girls who seem to have had nice upbringings seem to like skipping? Do they think it is clever to be able to mock the normal varieties of walking with their skipiness and defy gravity. I demand answers as I find it strange or slightly confusing. Why should these girls be so? Why aren't they more grounded. Are they normal or do they require heavier footwear?
If I did I'd skip every time I saw you!!
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no, wait...i was just kidding! stop! help!!!
After many hours or rigorous and powerful anal-pounding by their jock boyfriends, these young, slutty girls's sphinxter mucles become extremely soar and tight, keeping them from being as mobile as normal. By skipping, they loosen up their ''butt-muscles'' and become free-er, faster. It is very easy to explain with science!
Or, I could be a 15 year old kid drinking soda and playing Magic: The gathering while posting on isitnormal.com. Who knows?
but seriously, it used to make me laugh