You are an idiot and should just shoot yourself now because you have no purpose in life. I can tell you have some sort of mental deficiency so you should die before you have the chance to reproduce.
I want to cuddle Theoden with his wrinkly face and long hair and beard. I want to feel the wrinkles on his face and feel his chin hairs. And give him big hugs. I think that's normal because it's non-sexual. Wizards magically get rid of their body wastes and magically reproduce (you just don't see baby wizards) and they have no way of having sex, but they could probably cast a Sexual Pleasure Spell.
humm, dont forget to invite humpty dumpty