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I need somebody to love...

I have not yet had a girlfriend and think at this stage its gettin a bit sad(im 17)! When i see a girl i fancy i will get up and talk to her and playfully give her a hug and just generally flirt! Obviously this is the wrong tact as aforementioned 'i have not yet had a girlfriend' when im with friends they joke and say that i come on too strong but i realised there not joking('as i have not yet...)

So i ask any girls out there if you could help and maybe give tips on what to say what to wear just general bullsh*t to impress the ladies!

Cheers!Oh yeah and im a boy lookin for a GIRL!
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Comments (22)
You're trying too hard. Chicks see that desperate look on your face a mile away. Stop trying to impress, find something besides girls to think about for a while, and they will come to you.
try putting a gun to her head, and forcing her to have oral sex with you, that's how it worked for me.
Do you ever ask these girls out? You said you flirt with them, but that won't really get you anywhere. Just be yourself, don't try to impress them.
Can anybody find me somebody to love?
Each morning I get up I die a little
Can barely stand on my feet
Take a look in the mirror and cry
Lord what you're doing to me
I have spent all my years in believing you
But I just can't get no relief, Lord!
Somebody, somebody
Can anybody find me somebody to love?

I work hard every day of my life
I work till I ache my bones
At the end I take home my hard earned pay all on my own -
I get down on my knees
And I start to pray
Till the tears run down from my eyes
Lord - somebody - somebody
Can anybody find me - somebody to love?

(He works hard)

Everyday - I try and I try and I try -
But everybody wants to put me down
They say I'm goin' crazy
They say I got a lot of water in my brain
Got no common sense
I got nobody left to believe
Yeah - yeah yeah yeah

Oh Lord
Somebody - somebody
Can anybody find me somebody to love?

Got no feel, I got no rhythm
I just keep losing my beat
I'm ok, I'm alright
Ain't gonna face no defeat
I just gotta get out of this prison cell
Someday I'm gonna be free, Lord!

Find me somebody to love
Can anybody find me somebody to love?
Oh Lord Won't you buy me a mercedes benz my friends all got porsches I must make amends. Something something go out to the street has no end, Oh Lord won't you be a mercedes... Benz!
Give the girls who aren't the prettiest a chance. Pattern is for an endless number of guys to hit on the same cute girls and so it's expected they get turned down a lot. Keep it very low key, non threatening and don't try too hard to be their friend. In no time you'll have a girlfriend if you approach them to do something.
Your 17. Enjoy it. I know a man who married when he was 20 because he didn't think he'd ever have a good woman and thought he was too old. Now he has 4 kids. They all hate him a diesel Mechanic. He works ten hours a day for them to have a place to live. For food on the table. His x-wife and he got married because she wanted to get away from her parents and he just wanted to get married before he left to go to the army. She claims now that thier oldest is the grocery store workers. Lord ,do you know what she did to him on their honeymoon: She said she was going out with friends and instead : she went out and had sex with another man. He didn't get rid of her. She winds up being mentally ill. Pops out three more kids that act like they hate him. She's on drugs barely comes to visit them. She's with a boyfriend now who she left him for about 5 years ago. Now he's stuck with some very unhappy children and teens that think he's the bad one. Take your time life is complicated and rushing into marriage just makes things harder. God Bless and be yourself. Don't be all over the girls. Make them come to you. Don't act too uninterested and get to know them and marry one that's independent. You try to be independent. That's my oppinion. Thanks for letting me share my oppinion.
well why don't you call me tonight or something? ;]
choose the best
you have one life to live
well you have to ask the girl out you cant just go up to her and talk to her cause i have a guy that does that and that doesnt get you anywhere.
You sound like you are been too nice... be a bastard!!! While women claim to hate bastards, they actually love us!!! just remember "Treat them mean & keep them keen" :-)
Try not hugging strangers. That is coming on far to strong and is quite creepy.
@: Bobert
youv'e just answered your own question why no girl will go with you by expecting them to.quote"just general bullshit to impress the ladies" unquote. A-no lady would even glance at you. B-even a slag should look twice. try treating a girl with respect you will not go far wrong believe me
you never told me that you had a guy, why?
im attracted to a confident man, however a hug is a tad much, some girls will withdraw as they are scared that you are a player, thus the openess of yoru actions.

Give her compliments. Laugh at her jokes. Smile. and you will be sweet.
well im 13 and had a lot of bf. infact, mine broke up wit me todsay. i like it when people come on strong, but not to strong. just wing it.
go up to them and start talking...then ask for their number...the worst they can say is NO.....so is worth a shot....dont start hugging them, thats not normal..is creepy.
Just keep going out, talking to new people, and making new friends and you'll most likely meet someone interesting.
don't come on to them so wierd
dont hug them....find something out about them that you like too, and start off a conversation......

similar to, 'i cant help but notice the Fender patch on your bag, do you play the guitar?'
'I like to play as well, ive been playing for a few years'
'maybe we should get together and you can teach me a few things.'
'here's my number, may i have yours?'

That should work, but it doesnt need to be guitar
You're a moron. You'll probably get some skanky girlfriend, which is exactly what you'd want anyway, judging by your comment. I don't think this guy needs your egotistical comments; he seems like a sweet guy that needs a push in the right direction.
my other comment was directed to EuphoriasBane