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fantasy about mug warmer

i recently had a sex dream where i came into a cup and then put it onto a mug warmer that i recently acquired. I then proceeded to feed this warm goo to my pet chinchilla, is this normal?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (9)
perfectly normal
@: callo
yeah, maybe next time u could get a funnel and stick it down the chinchilla's ass
I think you got this idea of putting it into a cup from watching too much porn. For some reason the adult world keeps doing this as if viewers really care to see it. I don't get it.
And by dream you mean real life experience.
I feel sorry for your chinchilla. Are you male or female? Is this a recurring dream? Are you on anything stronger than pot? Acid, shrooms perhaps? Have you talked to a shrink?
whatever
I think it might be a really small obsessive compulsion thing or phobia of clutter. Whatever it is it probably isn't anything you need to 'seek help for' unless it really bothers you. If i were you i wouldn't worry about it and keep your room nice and tidy- and try to throw out things that you down need to avoid clutter.
Do not touch your chinchilla. There's nothing wrong with wanting to come into a cup or anything, though.
Yeah, go ahead warming your sperm, but, don't give the dog aids, eat it yourself, see how it tastes.