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Poopie

Every time i take a sh*t I examine its texture carefully and responsibly. I pull out the latex gloves and examine the hardness by doing a squeeze test. Then I use a magnifying glass to see if there are any corn kernels in it. The I flush it down and say y beautiful and then cry for a half hour straight. Is this normal or do you think I'm queer. Do you think i'll ever have a girlfriend if I continue my wierd ways with turds
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You know there's somebody out there for everyone, so I'm sure you can have a girlfriend.
Only if you don't tell her what you do with your poopy.
go to a sewerage plant and see the chicks there, they'll say you have a problem.
Are you ok? I don't think so. Let the doc do the examinations. Please stop this if it's true. It's nasty. I won't lie it's not a good thing to be too into your own poo. If your worried about healthy bowel movements and colon such as that: Ask a doctor first if it's ok with your other meds and right for you: Try some colon cleansing med Some of it's real cheap. Drink some: Blueberry juice it's really good for you Eat red dillicious apples. You need a hobby. If your that worried about your body did you possibly have someone close to you die due to an illness? Good luck Get a hobby in eating right and excercise . Leave the poo to the doctors. God Bless. Peace Out.
Keep it up. As we near the Christmas season, perhaps you'll get a visit from Mr. Hanky! Yeeaahh!
why dont you photograph it as weel on your phone and you can look at it whenever you want
dude your a fuckin crack head -.- no offense
You need to get a hobby other than analyzing your own feces, or get an outhouse.
u are a sick mother fucking freak
You might want to think about giving that up. Just flush it, you really dont need to examine it. Dont worry about not getting a girlfriend, you have plenty of time to get one. Just be yourself, be a nice person and i would definately give up that habit.
i think u might need to see a doc because no offense but thats fucked up
it's alright.im biesexuial myself.my girlfreind and my boyfreind no that i eat my own poop.and drink my own pee.they doo it too.try it .its really good.
Did anyone see that dude on Tyra who was some kinda fecopheliac and specialized in the shape of your shits? Like what is supposed to be the norm if your diet is healthy? Nope, just me.