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Hate it when this happens
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and I'm having an orgasm for no reason. This really annoys me since I have to go shower at 2 in the morning. I can't get back to sleep afterwards and it ruins my day. Most of the time I'm not even hard when it happens. Sometimes I wrap an elastic around myself before I go to bed and this seems to help, but I end up taking it off because it hurts. Is there any other way to stop this from happening?
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Why don't you masterbate just before going to bed to empty your pipes. Sounds like you have an excess of fluids that are leaking out for some reason which they shouldn't be doing. Or try wrapping a small hand towel around the penis and securing it with a rubber band, not too tightly of course. I never heard of your case but it sounds real. See a urologist if all else fails, your body shouldn't be doing what is is, sounds like a sealing or pressure failure of some sort. Good luck.
why not shower in the norning when you get up a bit of spoof wont hurt you
it's called nocturnal emmision, and it's normal. 100% of all males do it at some time in their life, even if they dont know it. although usually associated with wet dreams, (hence the name), it can happen at any random time. and you dont need to shower, cause it not real sperm, just seminal fluid. (thats cum without the sperm in it). it dries in about an hour, and flakes off like dead skin. plus it doesnt have a bad odor.
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Isn't it just a wet dream? It definately sounds like it. Wet dreams are totally normal and all boys and men get them.
thats sad
You're a teenage male, right?

been there, done that.

The problom is you have what could be explained as basically pent-up energy. If you don't have wet dreams, sex, or masturbate, your **** will stand ub by itself and ***, sometimes at inapropriate times.

To release that energy, I recomend masturbation.
Thank you for the replies. No I'm 29. My religion forbids masturbation. Is there any other way to stop this? I have sworn an oath of celebacy, so I cannot have a girlfriend.
Oath of celibacy? Sorry, can't help you then. I suppose you could hang a picture of an attractive woman (out of a magazine maybe) above your bed and hope that gives you wet dreams. Butr that's probably against your vow too.

Sorry, break the vow or you're screwed.
just sleep in it.
@: msdas
well considering that , castration....i do not think your religion would have a problem with that
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