Hate it when this happens
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and I'm having an orgasm for no reason. This really annoys me since I have to go shower at 2 in the morning. I can't get back to sleep afterwards and it ruins my day. Most of the time I'm not even hard when it happens. Sometimes I wrap an elastic around myself before I go to bed and this seems to help, but I end up taking it off because it hurts. Is there any other way to stop this from happening?
ARE
AN
IDIOT!!!!
been there, done that.
The problom is you have what could be explained as basically pent-up energy. If you don't have wet dreams, sex, or masturbate, your **** will stand ub by itself and ***, sometimes at inapropriate times.
To release that energy, I recomend masturbation.
Sorry, break the vow or you're screwed.