Desperate to Poop

Ummm...I don't think it's very healthy for you to do that. Plus, that has got to be uncomfortable. I hope you don't wait 'til you're prairie doggin'.

Finally I found somebody else who loves to do this! I knew the internet was the answer to most of my problems.
I love "baking the chocolate hostage" for hours on end although I have heard that this not healthy as you will start absorbing the shit back into bloodstream if you leave one in the tube too long.
I have also shit myself in the past.

Believe it or not, this can actually improves your health! You should hold it for as long as you can, it's like lifting weights for your digestive system.

I dunno what you guys are talking about, the monumental shit you get afterwards is the best part. Nothing breaks a conversation in an adjacent room better than a scream accompanied by a gunshot and the sound of a toilet bowl shattering.

I've got one 'in the pipe' at the moment! Bomb bay doors are straining under the load, and the turtle head won't be far off.

Gangway!

laughed so much mine nearly escaped into the living room.

Get back in you rascal.

You are obviously a homosexual; you just haven’t realized it yet.

Clear Thinker^ really sticks to his guns. AnyWay...well..be careful you don't give yourself Hepatitis.

Listen up, kiddies. No, this isn't normal. It's called anal retention and I used to do it when I was younger. I ended up getting an impacted bowel and sh**ting my pants all the time (My mom made sure to tell everyone). I had to stay home from school for a week, sitting on the toilet and drinking this foul tasting swill medicine to fix it. You can also develop health problems later in life if you don't stop early. I know it feels good, but it's not worth it. If you feel a train ready to leave the station, GO TO THE BATHROOM.