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fat lady

it was a dark stormy day as i walked into my school. the door slammed shut no one was in the halls. i looked around everywhere and yelled hello, hello! no one answered. i ran down the hall "hello! hello!"
then i heard in a thick mexican accent " here baby i have chicken sandwich for you" it was momma our delicously fat lunch lady oh i'd love to oil her up and f**k one of her fat rolls. i yelled " hey momma" she had hard nipples. i had a hard dick.

i walked across the cafeteria with my mini monster hanging out of my pants she exclaimed " oh my ive never seen one that green" she grabbed hold of it and began to wrap your giant latin lips around mr meaty

it felt SO good

i ripped her shirt off to reveal 2 HUGE LUMPS with furry eyes growing out of them i began sucking the eyes i snatched her pants up and put my pet dog into its cage

anyway this is what id like to do
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Comments (4)
Funny!!! same thing happened to me but she offered me a tuna sandwich on rye.
and down it goes..............
WOAHH! Why are you with my mother?
whatever floats your tuna boat!