Sounds silly...how can I GAIN weight? http://isitnormal.com/story/5839/ irll bung it in your ass yourl gain 40 ounds there easy bawhahahahahahaha http://isitnormal.com/story/5839/#comment-157095 2007-09-01 11:41:54 and also try to work out only 1 hour a day but dont do more it will make u get sick i did that a few times http://isitnormal.com/story/5839/#comment-102781 2007-05-07 16:53:38 i have always had that problem and i came close to dieing and i am only 13 and i try to eat healthy because thats the only thing that u can do well at lest my dr told me was the only thing because meds dont work they only let u get fat or destory ur body so just eat lots of proteen and drink alot of water and u should be fine and ps keep up w/ the food pyrimid http://isitnormal.com/story/5839/#comment-102779 2007-05-07 16:52:09 BE CAREFUL THOUGH...RAPID WEIGHT GAIN CAN CAUSE STRETCH MARKS ON ARMS ,, GROIN AND BELLY... IF I WAS YOU I WOULD GAIN WEIGHT IN MUSCLE MASS INSTEAD OF AN EXTRA IT OF FLAB..JUST GET PROTEIN SHAKES AND EAT THE RIGHT FOODS AND TRAIN LIKE A B@STARD. http://isitnormal.com/story/5839/#comment-102498 2007-05-07 04:38:50 DRINK GUINESS...OR BUY SOME WEIGHT GAIN POWDER FROM THE NEAREST PHARMACY OR HEALTH STORE.. http://isitnormal.com/story/5839/#comment-102497 2007-05-07 04:37:21 just eat alot of junk and soda!!! butif i were you i would just be happy with my body! http://isitnormal.com/story/5839/#comment-89865 2007-04-16 20:56:04 PLAY WORLD OF WARCRAFT! THAT IS THE ULTIMATE SOLUTION! http://isitnormal.com/story/5839/#comment-87321 2007-04-12 21:54:50 this is kind of weird but if you want to gain weight try eating snacks before you go to bed bercause when your getting ready for rest youre metabolism slows down which means it cant process the food as well so it will make you gain some wieght http://isitnormal.com/story/5839/#comment-78746 2007-03-25 12:07:11 Yeah, take ensure or some type of vitamin and protiene enriched drinks. http://isitnormal.com/story/5839/#comment-78730 2007-03-25 11:42:36 Have you tried Pukka Pies' Hmmmmm, tasty! http://isitnormal.com/story/5839/#comment-77802 2007-03-23 05:57:11 Ninjadude, yeah that sounds about as true as the rest of your posts. But let us see: If you are 135 pounds, but can cut to 115 in a month you must be both little and chubby (awesome look), if you have a 5 inch cock (as you admit), then you must suck, but if you can give your baby's momma (sucks that you have a baby momma at 21) 40 orgasms in 50 minutes as you claim, then that means you are full of shit. Maybe you should stop giving advice due to your uncontrollable lameness. You suck. Hard. http://isitnormal.com/story/5839/#comment-77239 2007-03-22 03:19:13 Chop up loads of animals, grill them and get em' down thee neck, it worked for me, cows and pigs are the best. http://isitnormal.com/story/5839/#comment-72935 2007-03-09 09:44:53 Steroids...so I've been told, I can't gain weight either due to my extremely fast metabolism. 3 protein shakes a day peanut butter and jelly sandwhiches, pizza, dude I can't gain a single pound, nor do I lose it. I lived off Ramen for a month and got down to 115 lbs. from 145 lbs. so if that gives you an idea of how fast my metabolism is. I'm also extremely athletic and that doesn't help either. I guess just eating a lot high calorie foods and little exercise can help, but I'm still trying to figure something out. Maybe you'll have more luck. I know weigh 135 lbs. but I can bench press 210 lbs. So if it's strength you're looking for, you can get strong without gaining weight. Try consulting your doctor. Or talk to a nutritionalist. http://isitnormal.com/story/5839/#comment-72923 2007-03-09 09:14:49 I agree with whoever said Ensure. That's what we gave underweight people at a nursing home as a snack if they needed to add a few pounds. Tastes like chocolate milkshake... yummy! http://isitnormal.com/story/5839/#comment-72696 2007-03-08 20:57:52 very simple overdose on fiber pills and eat tacom bell... after the inscrutiating pain kill yourself because the turd is to big to save yourself with supositorys... if u need suicidal tips plz ask me im willing to help for fre!!! YES FREE!!! and with a 3 year warrantee ill even throw in a board with 5 ten penny nails... and a free installment to the face with our personal staff professionals http://isitnormal.com/story/5839/#comment-67927 2007-02-21 04:08:19 You should try working in an office from 9:00 to 18:00 every day. I'd also eat a lot of mexican food and wash it down with a bottle of coke (1 litre, i think it's like a quarter of a gallon). Do it for about a year and you're all set up. http://isitnormal.com/story/5839/#comment-63485 2007-02-07 13:08:00 Are you on any medications for ADHD or ADD, because that can supress your appetite (It does for me, Im 15 yrs old, 115 lbs, and 5ft 6 in) Being on the computer or watching TV can side track you from eating. Don't try to overeat for a month and just stop because it is unhealthy. If you arnt taking medications (add, adhd or anthing else) then you might just have a high metabolic rate. Which you could tell that you have if you take a crap a few hours after eating. http://isitnormal.com/story/5839/#comment-51917 2007-01-06 02:23:30 I know it seems like the asiest option but if i were you i wouldn't try to gain weight by splurging on sugary, fatty foods. Just eat a good, hearty diet, enjoy unhealthier foods in moderation but dont go mad on unhealthy stuff because you will gain weight but be really unhealthy and it could really effect your life and even shorten your life span. Be careful. http://isitnormal.com/story/5839/#comment-51758 2007-01-05 17:17:43 I know what you need to do- eat A LOt of healthy food, like over eat on healthy stuff. and if you dont like healthy food just be like well f*ck and eat whatever the f*ck you want http://isitnormal.com/story/5839/#comment-47743 2006-12-17 13:28:38 Pasta, loads of pasta forgot that one. http://isitnormal.com/story/5839/#comment-47063 2006-12-13 07:30:09 Beer and French Fries otta do the job for you, no seriously the there are weight-gain drinks, but ive never tried them, i just stick to meat and potatoes, and try to have a slice or two of bread w/ each meal. Good Luck w/ that. http://isitnormal.com/story/5839/#comment-47062 2006-12-13 07:27:20 I have the same problem. Buy some weight gain formula. There's a particular make which is good I would steer clear of HULK GAIN - SIZE IS ALL THAT MATTERS. Very tempting though but you might turn green. Must bombard your body with calories. Keep eating, be active, eat again, be active, then eat some more. Don't skip meals. MILKSHAKES, FASTFOOD, DELIVERIES, TAKEAWAY, CREAM, DESSERTS etc. http://isitnormal.com/story/5839/#comment-47059 2006-12-13 07:11:56 Yes Baby I did. Did you read mine' Look at it with a sense of humour. It'll strike home eventually. http://isitnormal.com/story/5839/#comment-46932 2006-12-12 19:35:40 You could try those nutritional drinks like Ensure or Boost, but they are expensive and I've heard that aren't to tasty ... Milkshakes sound better to me. http://isitnormal.com/story/5839/#comment-46885 2006-12-12 14:28:17 Bob.. did you even read the post' http://isitnormal.com/story/5839/#comment-46814 2006-12-11 23:22:50 Every fat person I know is on a diet. You should give it a try. http://isitnormal.com/story/5839/#comment-46769 2006-12-11 21:02:22 My cousin has almost the same problem.. she is short though, and has trouble gaining weight.. her mother looks anerexic.. and cannot gain weight no matter what she does, when my mom was in the hospital they gave her a certain drink to put on weight, so if it's possible, you should go to the doctor and talk to him/her about it. Good Luck! http://isitnormal.com/story/5839/#comment-46757 2006-12-11 20:17:19 On second thought, soda is horrible for the teeth, pass on that suggestion, sorry. Perhaps eat Indian food for a week straight, if you like basmati rice, curries, coconut sauces, fresh breads. It's my favorite food and I always seem to put on weight after eating it, I think the great sauces are the reason! http://isitnormal.com/story/5839/#comment-46754 2006-12-11 20:00:50 It isn't a healthy thing to do but you may try drinking a lot of soda to put weight on fast. Eating a lot of carbohydrates, particularly breads put weight on too but you don't want to be using the bathroom all day (#1), so I'd suggest soda for a quick gain. Best to go with the decaffeinated one's too if you are going through can after can. Eat a lot of bread and butter and that is an instant gainer, like overnight too!!!! Avoid sweets other than soda as it is garbage for your body. As for as your dieting sister goes, you can't control her feelings, worry about yourself only. http://isitnormal.com/story/5839/#comment-46752 2006-12-11 19:54:12