no friends but people like me

i have one friend his name is brandon he is 21

i am 15

i go to school thinking to myself ok john this is just going to be a regular day be cool dude ok ok im chill now lets get off the bus real calm like and walk into school

no no dont grab that kids ass no no dont grab that massive black mans boob i go into class sit down wait for the teacher start the lesson 1 hr later ok im doing great no outbursts or anything and then someone walks up to me and says hey john whats up how come youre not all crazy today and then for the next half hour i mope in class thinking about what an attention getting loser i am but really what it is is that i like to see peoples reactions to crazy sh*t

anyway the next period i lose control and go back to my regular self and ill be eating paper growling at the teacher throwing the class's papers out the window sniffing my a**hole anything just to see how people react until one day it became a habit

and i cant stop people come up to me and say yo is this THE john ( censored for safety of me( man you crazy b**ch do something crazy and then i say no let them walk a bit take my shirt off and calmly jog pass them in the middle of the hallway anyway to the point

everyone says oh dude i love you youre my hero but no one ever calls me to see if they wanna hang out or anything or ill call them and theyll make up some wierd plans but at least i have my friend brandon

im not an attention getting b**ch i just like to see peoples reactions ok ok

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sisophous (3738)

2006-12-12 20:59:21

Seems you are getting the point and changing your thinking. Eventually the games will get old and isn't the person you really want to be. Clowning around breaks up the boredom but it only goes so far and will land you in trouble over time. Moderation is the key to life, pull a prank now and then is ok if not harming anyone, but don't overdue it. Too much of it, and it may be turning people off and distancing themselves from you regardless of their encouraging words. You seem to want more friends, and can get them and be happier. Be more serious while still open to others, and the friends will come in numbers. A good sense of humor is priceless, just remember, moderation is the key.

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roger49 (3711)

2006-12-12 23:35:15

You can believe what you want to.

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cabinet70 (4440)

2006-12-13 06:16:41

your a tool

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bouncexmysoul (3948)

2007-01-06 15:10:27

no hardcore dancing in the living room