Eric Testes
I've got this weird friend. His name on the internet is Chicken. So if you see any of his stories or comments, make fun of him because I have a story For you.
My friends real name is Eric Testicles. He chose this last name because of a particular incident. One day, him and I were fooling around and i got mad at him and kicked him in the testes. His testicles became twisted around and the doctor tried to untwist them but couldn't. Eric still has the face he wore when he got kicked. He looks retarded because if the immense pain. Everyone at school makes fun of him calling him ballboy, testes twister and lastly Eric testes. i hope you make fun of him because I think its extremely funny. Thanks Peace out!!!
Oh by the way... I'm 17, live in Tonawanda New York and screen name is smithee.
and he tries the get the asshole attention off himself