Fat, Lonely, Horny
I am middle aged, not in the best shape and a little thin on top. All I want is a girlfriend, not a prostitute. I also want someone beautiful, (plain chicks turn me off). I want to keep the Uglies away and get a Hottie. I am sick of humping ladies that look like overweight Ellen Degenerates.
guess which one you are?
You should be more concerned with love and being happy with someones personality. You obviously are more intreasted in aperance, so you will probaly also attract people only intreasted in apperance, and because your "fat and horney" thats why your "lonley."
You should try apprecialting a woman for her personality. And seeing the beauty inside people, I promise you will be happy.
but if they are too young to be drinking, don't worry about slipping ruffies in their drinks.. for their kind, just dob some chloroform on a rag and hold it over their bitchy little mouthes.. then take em home and ram it in their under-aged, pink butts