If you wake up and there's a newborn baby lying next to you.

Pregnancy test. It's actually pretty easy now. Just go down to the local drug store and pick up one of those at home test things.

try and see how many rusty nails you can stuff in your vagina!
..asshole

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Hello Amy,
To orgasm, you need to feel good about yourself, you need to feel sexy. To feel sexy, you need to get in the mood, what turns you on? Think about things that turn you on. If you feel squirmy inside, that is a good sign, and if your vagina is moist inside, that is a very good sign. Many women only orgasm from clitoral stimulation. The Clitoris a (little) bump located at the top of the slit. Try touching it, rubbing it, etc.

PS. Have you had sex? If you did, what if any protection was used? (As a condom, withdrawal, etc.)

and this story was put in the "funny" section. There is nothing funny about a little penis poster. You are gay and need to die

an add-on to what Roger said (2nd post).

don't be embarassed to go buy one. Guys buy condoms all the time, some think it makes them look cool and others just know that it doesn't matter if the person behind the counter knows you are sexually active. With the pregnancy test. Try to get a check-out with a slightly older woman or one who looks like a stressed out lady (one with kids, most likely :D) When it arises, the check-out lady might ask you about it. After a few seconds of talking you'll feel totally comfortable with the lady and it'll be fine. If you know you are going to buy other things like that, maybe birth control and you want to talk again about woman problems. ask her name, times/days she works, then ask for her whenever you go to that store. thats all

let me fuck you and we'll find out the problem

blood: the natural lubricant

You take a pregnancy test that you get from the store or a doctor.

Whenu ejaculate look at the cum!!!
they also come in these great new variations:
* Low fat
* No fat
* Full cream
* High calcium
* High protein
* Soy
* Light
* Skim
* Omega 3
* High calcium with vitamin d and folate
* And extra dollop!!!!!!!!!


all of they above also contain traces of vitamin b2!

lol

"Jackmail" is right... by rubbing on you cli.toris it will stimulate you and produce more lubrication. That is one method of getting an Orgasm. The other option is to place two fingers inside your vagina and finding where your g-spot is located. If you curl your fingers up towards your abdominal area then you should find it.

THE BLEEDING: Thats what i like to call "popping the cherry"... It happens to some girls that never had sexual intercourse or to girls that are pretty active (girls that play sports, run a lot etc. I dont know exactly what happens... All i know is that something inside the womans vagina can pop very easy from being sexualy active or simply by running around playing sports or wutever.

But if you are not a virgin then this is very unlikely... Good luck with the Baby

Just wait, in a minut stargirl would come swooping here and call you a slut and a whore for even thinking about mastrubating. But don't worry, stargirl is a narrow-minded twat who thinks that every mere-sexual thing automatically makes the one who does this a slut and a whore.
Little do stargirl know is she's the slut whore of the trolls.
Stupid bitch.
Die, stargirl, die!

Ah...you've fought enough with SweetAngel, we know that you are not crazy like some people on here including Angel...lol. Just stop commenting back, you know she's just gonna comment back to you. :)