filling the jar...
When I find those little bits of hair stuck on around my bum-hole when I am doing the toilets, I keep them, and put them in my pocket.
Once I get to my homes, I put these little bitls of hair/sh*t in a big jar next to my bed.. I like to think that one day I will fill it up. And when I am bored I like to sniff that jar.
It also reminds me of this programme i watched where this guy collected his earwax in a jar and every other thursday he would use it to polish a bronze statue of a horse in the park. An economic way to look after your town....