OUCH....He's Hurting Me - Is It Normal?

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OUCH....He's Hurting Me

Recently my man told me he was picking us up some kinky toys for bed. The next night when he came over with the paper bag. I got excited. Things started out normal. Then when things started to heat up I asked what he brought me. He got the brown bag and pulled out a cheap dollar store plastic sword. He turned me around and shoved it up my ass. It hurt like hell. Is this normal? Do men really fantize about shoving plastic swords up a women's ass?

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Comments (8)

claro666 (3773)

2006-12-28 00:28:14

I think that is great and u should try some astro glide lube next time, maybe when u r older you won't be constipated ever, like it will just flow out your nasty abused hole :)

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theBARTENDER (4902)

2006-12-28 01:10:45

It's fine to play sexual activities with rare objects, implementing sexual varities in relationships. They can get someone very horny. But, next time, if using another apparatus, make sure it doesn't damage any sexual organ, or any part of yor body, as well.

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AdviceGiverLad (4680)

2006-12-28 13:53:27

quck, its a CHALLENGE. draw your blade lad, fight with honor!!!!!

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Deavo (5054)

2007-01-02 06:44:24

ok im sorry i shouldent laugh :-/ and no not normal :-/

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chris101 (5111)

2007-01-05 04:03:22

its normal 2 fantasize but that fantasy to me is just not fuckin normal