i hav this friend, and hes fun to hang around but sumtimes hes a complte doosh. he shuvs his feet in my face and hits me. its stupid, but wen were friends its kool.
That was hardly the only spelling error that required correcting. Correcting spelling on the internet is no longer a war that can be won. Time to give up.
its
DOUCHE
and always remember: "Argueing over the internet is like competing in the special olympics....even if you win you're still a retard"