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ASIAN LESVIAN DILEMA! - PLEASE HELP ME OUT HERE
My favourite pornographic movie of all time is one entitled "Hardcore Asian lesbians volume 3". I keep it tucked away in my bedside cupboard in case i ever ant to watch it before i go to sleep. However, last week as i returned home my mother told me she had given my cupboard to one of our neighbours who needed one for her room. Now i was of course mortified because the neighbour (a 24 year old chinease lady) is in fact a lesbian.
I really cannot do without the DVD and my life has gone spiralling down since i lost it. However, i feel i cannot ask for it back as the lady is both Asian and lesbian and she may find the material offensive, what shall i do???
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You really like to catastrophize don't you. This is so minor it is a non issue. Pick up the phone and call her and tell her you believe you left a dvd inside the furniture given to her and ask her to check for it. Go to her place and pick it up if she admits to having it. If it is an embarrasment to ask, or she says she doesn't have it, then simply go purchase another one online or at a local store. And as far as the topic goes, that being it is a lesbian dvd, and she is lesbian, is irrelevant, no one frankly cares one way or the other. She probably watched it too and enjoyed it.
ask it back since it's yours...
break in to her house if shes there rape her take the dvd back and then shoot her in the head make sure you don't leave finger prints on the gun make sure no fibers from your cloths fall of to i suggest wearing a plastic poncho and plastic pants that paniters some times were so you leave no dna make sure the bullets are hot to so they can't be traced to the gun and make sure u got a silencer last thing you need is some nosy bitch saying she heard shots becuase then they can tie you in cuase you won't have an alapy whihc comes to the enxt step dl a pc bot and talk toy uor friends after you kill her dl it so then the bto talks to friends and it makes a stable allaby make sure you kill her away from windows to
FROM YOUR FRIENDLY HITMAN :)
alaby*
sorry for all the mistake but you should understand it if not i will find track down your ip and shoot you :P
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