Oooh, I Shouldn't of Eaten Those Chalupas

Man, last night I had the worst gas in the world. If i had farted enough, it would've killed the whole city by suffocating enough. I actually didn't have chalupas, but I don't get how i had such bad gas! I had beef, potatoes and carrots for dinner, big deal. Now how could that make me feel like my stomach will (literally) explode. I should've taken beano but I don't think any medicine in the world could help what i had. I was ripping them constantly and man did they stink. Is it normal to fart my ass off like that? What do you think caused the dilemma?

Please help before I leave a mark in my underwear!

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jismcreme (3723)

2007-01-08 09:25:44

Possibly from what you ate the previous night as it takes over 12 hours for your food to digest properly. Dont tell me you had Chalupas the night before?

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DeepBlue (4765)

2007-01-08 11:43:44

smithee (original poster) you know well that you leave a stench everywhere you go. we dont care to read about your gay lover boys or your chalupas mr shit for brains. the dilemma is you being dropped on your head at birth you retard

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smithee (4389)

2007-01-08 12:22:37

Dear DeepBlue,
The reason why you don't display your stories is because you're a penis poster and you probably have a 2 1/2 inch cock. Take your cock and try to screw your gay lover. At least i'm man enough to display my stories unlike whimp over there that is a little a**hole.

Why don't you burn yourself, it will do us all a favor.

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cabinet70 (4440)

2007-01-08 18:40:32

I love to fart and I like it when they really stink and fill the room

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supernova (5518)

2007-01-28 00:06:17

ick. i hate when that happens.

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dragoon188 (5130)

2007-02-02 23:47:37

worms