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I love Lizzie

There is a new user here called Lizzie Birdsworth. She is such a sweet funny old darling I would like to bang her. Lizzie you turn me on you old hornbag I would like to spend a night in the cells with you sexy and Doreen as well. Is this normal

Cabinet70
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (19)
Well my oh my cabinet70...i want to smuggle you into my cell and bang you, you little bastard...i can arrange for Doreen, Bea and Vera to bang with us aswell if you like? Visit me at Wentworth Detention Center you cheeky lil' bastard so we can bump. love your Nanny Lizzie.
@: lizzie
Definitely not normal. Then again, it is cab we're talking about, so I retract that. Of course it's normal.
If you saw me Corbin you will fuck me to. Leave my sex machine alone, cabinet70 is a god to us shrivelled up
ooh hang on i cant see the buttons...lights out!
con't from above: old cell rags you little bastard.
i've got a question: how could you, lizzie, access a computer while in jail?
YOU'RE TOO OLD: DIE OFF YOU WH*RE, WE DON'T NEED OR CARE ABOUT YOU!!!
To my surprise, I can recall roughly 25 years ago watching on American tv a late night show of a women's prison named Wentworth Detention Center. I vividly recall the characters too, Bea was the large woman who was the boss of all prisoners and bullied a lot of prisoners. Lizzie was the frail elderly woman. Doreen was a young woman, I think blonde too. I haven't seen this program in all this time in the States. That show has to go back to the early 80s from my recollection. It was simple but very well done.
lizzie is a lesbian like skybird
ok see now i'm scared,cab u need helppppp!!!!
@: lizzie
No, lizzie, I most definitely wouldn't.
Oh i think you would have no choice Corbin you perverted little bastard. Jesus-FaLLeN im a nice little old lady who eats little bastards like you for breakfeast. I run this prison thats why i have my own laptop Smithee you demented little bastard.
@: lizzie
And why is that?

I would have to say that you are being the perverted one here.
its a fake prison lizzie, it was just a tv show. you need to live in reality lizzie and no you're not normal
whats up with everyone on this site???
this.....is creepy
Oh my god, are you serious?
Don't do it-he's Smithee's backdoor Licker-loves that dirty brown eye;)
dunno do u lyk avin gang bangs??
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