too many confusing words, i don't understand

This is crap but funny LOL

you need to fucking learn how to type and then post it again!, i couldnt understans a goddamn thing

I painted my bellend purple because I thought it would turn my girlfriend on, and she likes to paint herself aswell. But some got in my urethra and now I have found out that I am infertile. They say it will take two years to wash it out of me, or I could have an operation which would have them cut it open. Also when I ejaculate it comes out purple. Is this normal?

LOL its fucking funny thats what it is!! but um if this story isnt crap then well hahaha shame on your fucking retarded face!

did u shove a paintbrush up there? how the hell did you get paint in it?

Is it normal to be
a dumbass like you?

lmao, this made my day.

Yes you're normal.
Your grammar and syntax is far from normal although I admire your use of comedy

You turned into Prince?