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A male half man half dog

I dont know if this is normal or not but I am half man and half dog. I have a dogs head, with long ears and a long tongue and I dribble alot and pant. I have a mans body with human arms and legs but I have a dogs dick and balls which are very hairy. My behaviour is also like a dogs, I keep trying to lick people. Also I have a tail that I keep in my trousers. Im half alsation and half man, is this normal. PS my mother was human and my father was an alsation called sheba.
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (3)
come fuck me.
Do you usually bang dogs or humans? Are you planning on future kids that are like you?
Your fucked dude, but your funny. Woof woof.