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OMFG, VAS DEFERENS?!!?

ok.. so i was taking a pee pee the other day and then it just

STOPPED.

i was like wtf and when i looked down there was this tube coming out of my fuckin ding dong so i start pulling on it till i realized holy fucking shit i just pulled out my vas deferens can i still have children?? or more importantly cna i still punish fuck some girls vigaina with my vas deferens hangin out of my weinerhole?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (3)
smithee (4389)
2007-01-09 19:18:40
This my friend is fucking disgusting!!! You are totally screwed out of having kids! Just kidding, i would see the doc as soon as possible.

I feel very, very, very bad for you dude....
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leobutrkurnel (810)
2007-01-09 19:31:24
You're like a neutered dog; they're not a vas deferens between the two of you.
I do hope 'weinerhole' isn't a college nickname, however applicable it may be.
As to your question, I certainly hope you don't have children. But, until we sort out an application process to have a child, as well as wear a thong, the world will be full of prominent assholes.
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Shavemeslowly (5177)
2007-01-10 04:29:26
Serves you right.

Stupid people should not be allowed to reproduce anyway.
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