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The Only One

In the last 27 years i have only met one person on this site i would love to poke, Cabinet70, the most amazing gentleman you could shag. I have spoken to Doreen and she wants you too, along with all the other onions. Please cab visit me and lick me until i make the earth move.

Love Granny Lizzie.
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Comments (5)
No worries Lizzie have vinegar tits leave the reception door open
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i like cab, but not in that way. He is a great person and he is a good friend of mine on the site. Keep up the good work Cabinet.
you all of no lives twats.
if cab isnt satisfying u enough come and see me