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voices

ok now i hear voices one of them is evil and wants me to do weird evil things like chew on people and one is nice and makes me give out money and skip and another is logical and comes up with lots of facts about random things and one is a lemming and never knows what is going on and follows anyone it sees moving..... this is normal isnt it?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (4)
You are normal, I want to Marry you and meet the nice one because I need money for Knives.
Oh si usgue edita victus sapientia et lingua dues no praetendise.



Bow to the voice and the wisdom of god, those voices are the true rulers of us all. Do what they tell you, and do not let the tainted ones try to take them away. Refuse the pills, cast away any shots. You are one of the chosen, and the voice of god will lead you to eternal happiness
TOTALY NOT NORMAL....3 words..............GET SOME HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This explains the crappy posts of late you bastard(s.)
Stay out of Wal-Mart. Those intercoms can be frightening.
Also, eating the back of your hand seems to help.
'one is nice and makes me give out money and skip and another is logical and comes up with lots of facts about random things'
I think you just need to stop watching The View. You'd wuv how much bettuw you feew.
Just switch your chip preference from 'paint' to 'Barbecue' for a while and you should feel much better.
Peace.