Are You Normal?

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This guy I know

I feel smithee, oh so smithee
I feel smithee, and witty and bright
And I pity any girl who isn't me tonight

I feel charming, oh so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel
And so smithee that I hardly can believe I'm real

See the smithee girl in that mirror there?
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a smithee face, such a smithee dress
Such a smithee smile, such a smithee me!

I feel stunning and entrancing
Feel like running and dancing for joy
For I'm loved by a smithee, wonderful boy!

See the smithee girl in that mirror there?
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a smithee face, such a smithee dress
Such a smithee smile, such a smithee me!

I feel stunning and entrancing
Feel like running and dancing for joy
For I'm loved by a smithee, wonderful boy!
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (5)
Bob17 (1154)
2007-01-11 08:47:04
Are you releasing this as an IsItNormal single?
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Fantainfinite (4355)
2007-01-11 08:55:47
I may well do.
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DeepBlue (4765)
2007-01-11 12:03:26
Funny poem.
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Kurty2007 (5693)
2007-02-14 00:30:59
Now, if smithee sees this, he'd go off his brain.

Like the poem though.
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Shavemeslowly (5177)
2007-02-14 00:52:51
There once was smithee, ok?
he trolled this site every day
he racked up abuses
and gave no excuses
and now he's a little bit gay.

Smithee if you read this, I am kidding. You really turned around nicely.
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