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Adult who likes to drink milk from a baby bottle

Hi. I love to drink milk. I love the taste of it and like to take small sips of it to enjoy the flavor. I will fill my mouth with milk and hold it in the sides of my cheeks, and let it leak onto my tongue to allow it to last longer.
Recently I bought a baby bottle so I could drink milk with it. I'm not doing this for the purpose of suckling or because of having a nipple fettish. I don't miss my "mommy". I just enjoy the 'slow release'. So, for the past few weeks, I've had a bottle from time to time. Actually it's a bit of a pain to drink it this way, but at least I dont drink so much milk that I get a stomach ache from it. Ok, yea I know it's weird, and I agree. I feel that it's mainly to prolong my enjoyment of the taste of milk and nothing else. So, is it normal?
Do you think it's normal?
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roger49 (3711)
2007-01-12 00:18:45
I think you have an underlying issue you haven't accepted yourself.
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milklover (5241)
2007-01-12 00:22:45
@: roger49
oh i've very much accepted my self and I'm very normal, except perhaps for this strange thing. I'm above average looking, and have a good marriage, job, kids, etc.
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milklover (5241)
2007-01-12 00:25:28
@: milklover
I re-read your comment, and see that you were referring to an underlying issue that I may have. Hmm. Maybe... but I really dont know what it would be. I do drink alot, of alcohol.
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roger49 (3711)
2007-01-12 00:27:47
wow great name. I still think that this is caused by some sort of mental issue. Then again, I'm not a psychiatrist, so you can believe what you want.
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roger49 (3711)
2007-01-12 00:30:02
I don't know what it could be either. I didn't see you're second post before posting a response. Alcoholism can be a sign of underlying issues as well.
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lizzie (4861)
2007-01-12 00:56:19
If true, you would be a snivelling little bastard, i bet your wife tucks you into beddy byes while your sucking your thumb. Grow a ball you milk guzzling bastard. We would have a field day with you here at Wentworth.
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Shavemeslowly (5177)
2007-01-12 02:11:07
No, I don't think you have any abnormal issues. A bottle is a vessel from which to drink, and if it is convenient to use a certain vessel, then so be it. Using a bottle does not make you a baby or messed up, if it is truly purely functional.

I actually used a sippy-cup when we went on our boat, it rocked badly and it worked.
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cabinet70 (4440)
2007-01-12 04:27:35
If you like milk so much drinking from a babys bottle is pointless unless you make the hole a little bigger
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ladyoftheworld (4309)
2007-01-12 05:49:48
Hi there, Well it might not be totally normal to love milk as much as you do, maybe there are some psychological problems going back to your early childhood, some trauma, did you get enough love and comfort as a child. Or did you alot of love and comfort as a child. Maybe you are doing this for comfort because it takes you away from the pressures of todays society and takes you back to a time where you feel safe and warm. Have a think about this hope this helps
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Fantainfinite (4355)
2007-01-12 07:10:25
I got it! U r becoming a fag and will soon make the transition to man milk.
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jismcreme (3723)
2007-01-12 08:13:15
NOT EVEN NEAR NORMAL...Most people dont see a problem here! You truly have something wrong you, i love milk & alcohol to but if i saw a grown man drinking from a babies bottle i would either shit my pants or belt some sense into him. Get help URGENTLY.
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smithee (4389)
2007-01-12 09:25:57
i find it a little normal when people eat baby food (adults and kids) but drinking from a bottle is a litle gross, you need to stop.
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milklover (5241)
2007-01-12 22:25:32
Interesting comments...

I would never drink from a bottle around anyone else. it's just something that i've done a few times by myself. I've made some extra holes in the nipple so it would flow out a bit faster. It's all for the prolonging my 'milk drinking' experience. I usually drink it at night before I go to bed, and don't want to drink so much that I'll have to wake up to go to the bathroom.

I had plenty of love and comfort as a child, and it's not to take me away from any pressure. It's purely for being able to slowly consume my beverage and enjoy the taste. Yep, it's weird, and it's not something I do every day. Just every now and then. I keep the bottle hidden!

I'm not becoming a fag. Not interested in that at all. I'm all for my woman. Actually the bottle sucking is somewhat of a pain, but i've found that I can get the same satisfaction from 9 ounces of milk (from the bottle) as I normally would get from 24 ounces drinking from a cup. I usually have 2-3 cups of milk before going to bed.

As far as a sippy cup. That actually sounds a lot easier and will probably accomplish the same goal.
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milklover (5241)
2007-01-13 10:48:35
Thanks for all the comments!
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