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creepy?....

ok,everytime i hear someone say "crack open a cold one" i done think of beers, i think of the raping of dead bodies.... is this normal?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (8)
erm i've never heard of anyone thinking that before :P but theres nothing wrong with thinking that..its just something you assosiate with that phrase. I wouldn't worry about it, our minds can think some seriously strange thoughts some times. Unless its really bothering you, then yuo could talk to a counsillor maybe, or someone you trust.
It appears to Sisophous you have an erotic attraction to corpses known as necrophilia. If you are a guy, you could visit a cemetery, unearth a casket, remove the cadaver and fulfill your desires by penetrating a female. Bear in mind, Sisophous believes in the sanctity of the living as well as the dead so urges you to avoid such a hedonistic and selfish act. Furthermore, it is illegal and will carry a severe penalty if you are caught.
LOL thats normal
its very very skanky... they r dead ffs wot is hot about that?
hehehe
no fukin nasty i mean whatsa corps ganna do u cant love one
how the fuck does that happen?
I'd hit Anna Nicole Smith.