So I pissed myself.
One day in school, as I was eating my chicken noodle soup, I spilled the entire bowl on my crotch. After everyone noticed and stopped laughing, I had the sudden urge to pee. Instead of walking across the entire cafeteria, exposing my accident to the rest of the room, I figured to myself, 'Hey, why don't I just sit here and pee my pants?,' so I did. I really liked it when i pissed myself, so the next time we have chicken noodle soup, should I do this again?