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Combovers

Whenever I see a bald guy with an obvious comb-over I want to go up to them and shout "YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS AND YOU'RE FOOLING NOBODY! STOP IT!!!".

But I don't.
Do you think it's normal?
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You should
There is nothing wrong with psychotic outbursts.
CAPTAIN
I agree with my comrad. Don't hold your emotions in, this creates roids. Or you could go up and say "Make it so, number one!" and see what they say.
i really don't see whats so wrong w/ the combovers, sure, the don't fool anybody, but if thats the way they want to were their hair, let them!!
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@: katysue
I take it as a personal insult that they think I'm so stupid I won't notice.

Wankers.
Go for it and actually say it! I don't have psychotic outbursts often, and its good to let off steam (instead of smoke, which is usually what happens to me when i'm pissed an i set fire to something)
Itīs funny when people have perceived flaws.. if they wear their flaws with pride they actually cease to be flaws and end up showing a stronger character.

Hair Do
I dare you to sweetly tell them that "Bald is Beautiful".
@: Moi
Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
Honesty will always be the best policy no matter what, even if the sun stops shining and the phones no longer work. The squeaky wheel gets the grease. Never ever lie about it, then again I wouldn't walk up and down streets for the sole purpose of looking for people with combovers just to give them your $0.02
If someone approached me and said hello and it had a combover, I would say it out loud that he's trying to hard to fit a mold. Bald is beautiful.
Keep quiet, but if you don't I hope the comb over guy is 6 feet, 5 inches, weighs 275, lifts weights and kick the shit out of you.
The most famous combover is that of Donald Trump.

I used to laugh about it when I saw him on tv, back in the early 90's, and such. However, since observing him on The Apprentice, and listening to him talk & watching how he expresses himself... now, I actually think he's kinda hot. I'm serious.
Offer them a tupe.
yeah...thats great when the wind catches that thing!! its like a natural kite!
oompa loompa
LMAO totally