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little weird?

is it normal to masturbate by setting my c*ck on a table, and dropping bricks on it till i come?

i feel like its kinda weird, but it hurts so good!
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (15)
BigTitsJessica (5308)
2007-01-15 05:05:36
well im not a guy but it does sound kinda weird, must hurt, but what ever turns i on right!!
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BigTitsJessica (5308)
2007-01-15 05:05:54
@: BigTitsJessica
U* not i...
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cabinet70 (4440)
2007-01-15 05:18:51
Try hitting it with different types of hammers
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callo (3023)
2007-01-15 08:12:19
hold a nail on the head, then hit it with hammers
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smithee (4389)
2007-01-15 12:01:03
oh my god i hope you are making this up!!! That must be painful and why would you do this?

Not normal!!
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crazyme (4954)
2007-01-15 12:11:02
wow that must hurt...not normal to me
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Fantainfinite (4355)
2007-01-15 13:43:05
Take no notice of big tits. Forget the shaft you need to leave your ball sack on the table and drop a brick on these. This is essential to ensure you do not spread your evil seed.
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Stargod (5337)
2007-01-16 21:55:13
you are dumb. do it like most normal guys. WITH YOUR HANDS!!! or even better yet, get a g/f and have her do it, there are like 10 different possibilities on a girls body that can make it happen....not that you will with your brick dick and all (holy shit, it rhymes!)
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trouble666 (5288)
2007-01-16 22:03:20
im not a dude, but to me that is just straight mental
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Shavemeslowly (5177)
2007-01-16 22:08:56
Keep it up. Girls go crazy for dicks that look like tapeworms.
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devbro (5318)
2007-01-18 12:20:04
don't do that what if you hit your balls?

ps. try bdsm amd fetish then
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lil-miss-naughty! (5619)
2007-01-31 12:32:55
i fink ur mad!
get a girl thats wt i say.
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Breezy (6041)
2007-02-21 16:08:59
Oh my.
That has to hurt.
& it has to mess you up.
You have to be making this up.
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Clarky466 (5810)
2007-02-23 17:51:41
Yeah get a 6inch nail, put it in the head bit, and get a hammer and hit it in as hard as you cant, the plessure will be so great, you will see a white light and thats about it.
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destiniespunk (16251)
2008-09-11 21:33:25
try putting it in a blender while it's running some time..

freak..
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