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I was raped by a land tortoise. After that we had some smokes and discussed astrophysics. I told him that I was in the drama club at school and he asked me what color underwear I was wearing. Then I woke up.

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Comments (15)
callo (3023)
2007-01-17 00:18:39
lay off the drugs.
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cabinet70 (4440)
2007-01-17 00:37:33
If hed raped you wouldnt he have seen your underwear theres a few holes in your story
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Bob17 (1154)
2007-01-17 00:52:40
Plus I know for a fact that land tortoises hate astrophysics. I'm suspicious about the whole thing.
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paulii (4043)
2007-01-17 01:05:57
i thought only monkeys smoke. omg what is happeing to this world.
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Shavemeslowly (5177)
2007-01-17 01:07:42
Shit, maybe it was a monkey. That would explain the long rounded extra appendage.
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Freedomofspeech (3655)
2007-01-17 01:40:03
You're in pretty sad shape if you can't outrun a tortoise.
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smithee (4389)
2007-01-17 09:01:09
I was gonna say that better be a dream.

Are you on ny meds right now, drugs....?
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Jesus-FaLLeN (4652)
2007-01-17 09:07:56
hmmm

your dream intrigues me

was there any oral?
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happylandfill (5012)
2007-01-17 13:43:01
I was raped by a gorilla before in a dream. You are not alone. The animals are against us and we must make then extinct.
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deamond (5379)
2007-01-20 06:11:39
http://www.dreammoods.com/dreamdictionary/r.htm

Don't know if that will help
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gangbang420 (5524)
2007-01-27 23:18:05
ur on high
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sxc.lady.x (6234)
2007-02-28 17:17:27
no ya didnt ya freak u jst probley fink that cuz ya high o sumthing
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yeshellono (7503)
2007-04-13 16:04:19
lmao?
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DoonDoon (7460)
2007-04-23 08:14:50
sure you didnt have a few "smokes" before you went to bed? btw, totally unrealistic. tortoises dont dance and wouldnt be in a disco under any circumstances.
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DoonDoon (7460)
2007-04-23 08:16:03
oh wait..there was no disco in the dream.. i think i was thinking of a dream I had involving a water turtle, a disco, and a rubber glove. sorry
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