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I want to steal a grave

I am obsessed with a band, the lead singer of which is dead. I think he was amazing. His gravestone is in a nearby cemetary. I really want to steal it and put it in my bedroom. I am seriously thinking about it. Owning such a piece of history that is so related to him would make me feel great. Is this a normal thought?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (7)
smithee (4389)
2007-01-17 13:09:07
I dare you to do it and I'll videotape you getting arrested!
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crazyme (4954)
2007-01-17 13:34:16
If you really like him that much. Why don't you buy all of his cds or whatever. Get his grave can bring you to jail.
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x-princess-aimi-x (4763)
2007-01-17 16:50:57
no dont do that! that is sumones grave! thats not fair on the dead persons family... jus buy his cds
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Canucker (5416)
2007-01-20 23:49:29
funny thing about stealing something that is very identifable and a would-be trophy. Who could you tell? No one. Would it killyou to keep a secret like that. Yep.

My two Uncles managed to steal a large iron bell from a church, in 1971. Put it in the hayloft in their Dad's barn. They even managaed to keep that a secret, but apprently it killed them to do so. Big scandel in the community. 2002, my Uncles are in their fifties, their Dad (my Grandfather) dies, farm gets sold off. New owner finds the bell, knows the story, calls the cops. THEY GOT CHARGED!

Take my advice, take a photo, leave some flowers, or even get a buddy to take a pic with you beside it. If you want, take a few blades of grass and frame it. Anything else, you WILL be caught...for sure, someday.
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Shavemeslowly (5177)
2007-01-21 01:03:58
That... is hot.

Have mad hot sex with the skull. Or maybe take a femur, grind it up, but it in some Slimfast and drink it. That way he will be a part of you forever.
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bthesailor (6827)
2007-03-24 16:37:45
Dig him up one stormy night and Get some old flesh. Get some sperm from a freind and mix it with the gound up flesh. put the mixture inside you and go to the hospital claiming to be raped by 2 men. The tests they will do will show the singer as one of the rapists and the headlines will immortalize the two of you forever.
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
2007-04-11 17:44:38
Steven Tyler isnt dead-he just looks like he is.Leave him alone or he will spit on you.
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