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give me the instructions on how to masterbate
i really want to learn to masterbate. okay, i have my way of masterbating and i don't like it. after i do it, my penis starts to hurt a lot. it feels like it is burning. i don't know if it is the way others do it. okay, i put my finger and rub it on the back of my penis closer to the top. it feels really good but not as good as i heard. so i don't think i am doing it right. i never heard anyone saying to rub it. i talk to my sister and i told her the way i do it and she said that is not right. can someone please give me the best step-by-step instructions on how to masturbate the best way. the best way that will make you feel good. i want to feel masauged. it is time i learn. i am 12 years old. i want it to feel just like having sex with the hottest sexiest blonde women.
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Comments (14)
x-princess-aimi-x (4763)
2007-01-17 16:58:00
get a "hot sexy blonde girl" to do it for yoo then. lol no im onli joking dnt do that ur onli 12! i spose u jus need practise. and also do not talk to ur sister about those kindsa things... coz that is not normal
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arktik (5136)
2007-01-17 17:09:56
@: x-princess-aimi-x
you are a wierd person you know that?
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collins (5351)
2007-01-17 17:10:39
well, rubbing the underside of your penis will start to hurt after a while, especially if ur fingers are dry.

there are no instructions really on doing it, everyone has their own style. id start with just running my hand up and down the shaft (like your holding a pole) and see where that gets you.
you'll get the hang of it after a while
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trouble666 (5288)
2007-01-18 03:13:15
FUCKING FUNNY SHIT!!!! dude you just made my fucking day i thank you for that! what a laugh!!!
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freeagentbmx911 (5353)
2007-01-18 18:34:35
haha well i use the site for laughs but i guess itd help u or w/e its jackinworld.com
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dragoon188 (5130)
2007-01-20 21:10:47
dont use soap, soap will get the skin all flaky and irratated conditioner works best in my opinion

Also, if u arnt using anything, then use something cause otherwise u might just be pulling ur skin apart and tearing it *eww*
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mindfreak (4990)
2007-02-13 15:54:43
http://www.jackinworld.com

more jacking tips than you could ever handle
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10"c0ck (6333)
2007-03-04 01:38:36
One thing I do is Hold my cock skin tightly and pull it up and down as fast as i can. don't do that all the tume or you could hurt your self.
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babi-girl-lou-xx (6677)
2007-03-17 10:50:33
see, i was thinking of a hooker u find on the streets, but then i thought a school woudlnt make it a day associated about hookers..x

haha! bless x
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reddragoon (6944)
2007-03-26 20:50:31
dude... if u dont think it hurts u do wat i do, use baby oil, or small amount of vaseline. this will not let it hurt u and make it feel better.
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cyberrat (8137)
2007-05-02 15:20:25
Dude wat the Hell!!!?
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joemocorer (8321)
2007-05-12 15:13:57
@: x-princess-aimi-x
grab it like its a pole with one hand and go up and down...massage and pleasure:)
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Duude (9672)
2007-07-30 03:37:18
@: arktik
hey man i gotta admit its not strange im only 10 years old and i masterbate. wat i do is lay on me bed with my head facing the wall and just rub my penis. jus do it for 5 min or so.
and frankly the hottest women thing apeals to me too lol.
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cummedoutboy (10013)
2007-08-15 11:41:18
im 14 when i jack off i wait till like 30 min when i go to bed then i graps my cock under the head and move it up and down slowly at first then think of a real hot girl that id like to fuck it allways works for me try it
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