my friends mother

well i guesss you could ask her politely to not hit you. and if she still refuses fucking slap the bitch back and dont be scared.

naa but seriously if she hits you enough to leave a bruise, take pics, send them to the cops, and sue her ass off :)

Stop? R U kidding, u gotta step up and tap that milf! Oh yeah Mrs. Robinson! Oh danny ur such a naughty little boy! Who u calling little u bitch UH UH! Oh danny oh oh OHHHHH!

Then ur mate Timmy walks in. Mummy I'm hungry. What the? AHHHHHHHHHH!

Sorry got carried away there.

I think he means she is flirting with him lol

and maybe you are confusing sucking-up with flirting.

You have one of four options.

Tell the mother to stop and then she may but likely your relationship with your friend will end or be strained. Your friend should handle this, not you as his/her mother is a third party involved.

Option two, you can do nothing and it will more than likely continue or worsen.

Option three, which I suggest, is to speak to your friend and let him/her deal with the issue. If your friend gets defensive for the mother, resists helping, is in denial, and/or does not manage to put a stop to it, then keep away from both of them. You should not tolerate being disrespected.

Option four, do not go around the mother any longer. Refuse and avoid any situation that brings you into contact with your friend's mother. This too will bring about a strained relationship with your friend so I recommend option three.

And........No, it is not normal behavior, but I do not know exactly how the mother is "hitting" on you, so can only guess what is occurring and take your story for granted.

Not normal. You should tell your friend about the mom. If he can't handle it, you tell the mom to stop.

Tell her to stop. But if she refuses, you have no choice but to drop your pants and tell her to start sucking ;)

By the way, what exactly does she do when she hits on you?

NOt normal at all. Just ignore her. or tell her you aint interested in her that you like women your own age and she does not do a thing for you

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punch her back.right in one of her mommy bags.that will make her stop and possibly give her mommy bag cancer.