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Patriotism
My friend is a huge US Mens National Team soccer fan. He drapes a large US flag over his shoulders and wears a big US top hat to watch the games. Is that normal?
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Anonymous
Americans are not normal, full stop. Or should I say 'period'. Gee you guys are so neat!
Punt
I am an American. AND I am normal. I also hate soccer, but I like punters.
I almost got raped by an American flag once.. *sigh* I shant go into that.
Floppy Tom
It is normal to worship sports teams(who knows why??) But it is not normal to be raped by flags in any shape or form. Well, maybe a flag Dildo is ok. I'll have to check the rule book on this play.
Anonymous
Ask the Iraqis. They're getting fucked up the arse by the American flag on a daily basis.
NO. Americans are not normal. I don't have anything against America as a whole but I hate Gorge Bush so much that amongst my group of friends he is simply known as the 'cockass'.
Anonymous
GOD GEORGE BUSH IS SUCH A DUNDERHEAD. WAR IS BAD OK WHY CANT WE ALL JUST SEE THAT. WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO FEELS THIS WAY.
@: Eric
T P A
You^. you must not be Patriotic then. Because GWB has big dickn'balls & lots of $$$, This is why he is so cool. GWB also wears a "big US top hat" and then he rapes you.
Anonymous
@: Eric
Wow, the all caps and lack of punctuation lends such credibility and conviction to your statement. Given his current 44% approval rating- and this is only among registered voting Americans- I'm also fairly certain that you're not the only one who feels this way. Maybe you should actually have something interesting or original to say before spouting off- it makes the rest of us in the anti-Bush camp look bad.
All feelings about war aside, you have to love the end speech in "Team America: Word Police". That sums up everything right there, haha
FOOTBALL. The name of the sport is FOOTBALL. What you call football (and what everyone else in the world calls American football, or rugby-with-body-armor) very rarely involves the interaction of ball and feet.

But anyway. Yes, unforunately this rapid patriotism during football matches is a normal phenomena shared the world over, stupid as it is.
Maybe, maybe not
@: Tethys
What did they do throw the flag over your ugly face?
flags are evil.
We, as Americans, apologize for President Fascist Redneck Racist George W. Bush.

No one voted for him and 80% of us want him out. He is not our President. Just because our government is infiltrated with imperialistic assholes, it does not mean that the people are like this. Not all of us buy into the BS USA propaganda. Most of us just want peace.
Fuck that, King Bush kicks ass.
Give me your oil now, bitches.
Now.
Yer it is normal, theres loads of FOOTBALL fanatics out there, absolutely loads. But then again in america a sport fanatic is someone who goes to the sporting event NOT just to drink beer but watch(I wouldnt use the term "enjoy") there sports.

You enjoy watching people play football with there hands over there?
HEY! If it wasn't for George Bush giving me free oil, I wouldn't not be able to keep the Batmobile prepped and ready for action/danger 24/7. I NEED THE BATMOBILE! I can't catch the bus to a crime scene DAMMIT! Oh, btw what you call football I call BANANAS. I LOVE THE GOD GIVEN SPORT OF BASEBALL! AMERICAN BASEBALL! WITH AMERICAN BASES! BEST SPORT EVER! AMERICA HAS WON EVERY WORLD SERIES! WHY? BECAUSE WERE THE BEST! WE INVENTED CAPITAL LETTERS MOTHERFUCKER! I'M NEVER USING THE CAPS-LOCK KEY EVER AGAIN! IT'S STAYING ON! FOR AMERICA! YEEEEHAAAAAW! FREEDOM FRIES AND FREEDOM TOAST!
but you're not batman.
....shut up :(
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