Doggy style
I was walkig my dog the oter day and I stopped to pick up it poops and i looked at it assehole and wondered what if i stuck my penis in it and so i did and it felt good. So now when i walk neibors dohgs i like to stop and do the same thing only this time i bring friends and we have a good time.
Nah I am just shitting you I wrote this story to get off.
It worked.