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Liquid Poo

I have liquid poo every day. I mean, I sit on the can and it is like the flood gates open. My farts frequently come out so hard that I feel genuine pain in my anus. Buckshot sprays everywhere.

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Comments (10)
Anonymous
2005-03-17 11:26:05
eat a bran muffin
eat a bran muffin and drink less fluids. FATTY
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Anonymous
2005-03-17 21:39:49
um..i would get that checked out
sounds a little like Irritable Bowel syndrome. you should get it checked out, cause if you don't do anything about it badbadbadbad things can happen.
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Anonymous
2005-03-20 16:44:14
doctor
go to a doctor.
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Anonymous
2005-03-21 12:51:05
change diet
change your diet, lots of liquids won't really cause that. More liquids just makes you piss more. This is more likely caused by you eating something your digestive system doesn't agree with. Best random guess would be milk is the cause.
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Anonymous
2005-03-23 10:39:29
liquid poo
I see absolutely nothing wrong with this. It is nothing I would worry about.
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Anonymous
2005-05-02 11:01:33
It is probably a problem with
your diet.

You might be lactose intolerant, or you might have trouble with some types of fruit, etc.
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Anonymous
2005-05-07 02:57:37
why would you want to change that?
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Anonymous
2005-05-11 12:01:14
Eat more fiber. It'll make your farts less liquid, and absorb water so that your poop will be a little squishy, but not liquid or hard.
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Anonymous
2006-06-12 17:46:46
i fucking LOVE this site SO MUCH it ALWAYS cheers me up, all my friends love it too. "buckshot sprays everywhere" has just made my fucking day. thankyou to all who contribute problems and funny comments
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bmx045 (4852)
2007-01-14 19:37:01
@: Anonymous
I agree with the irritable bowel syndrome.

Do you get a random stomach ache/pain and find yourself running to the bathroom to unleash ungodly furry on the ceramics of the toilet bowl? If so then you might have IBS. Either that or you may have a reaction to a medication if you're taking any, or your diet sucks.
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