there accent piss me off :)

And you fucking accept pisses me off. Why do raise your voice at the end of every sentence?

Shouldn't really say sentence to an Aussie, as one your relations was probabely a mass rapist or something like that.

Having said that, you are very good at cricket, but I've also heard you're shit at fighting sting rays.

Didn't we rule the whole world? And civilise it? And invent great stuff like darts and snooker. We also invented bananas, created the moon and if I'm not wrong, I think we also invented sex..

Everyone else is still playing catch up.

1966, fish and chips, etc.. etc.. we hear that shit all the time.

As for the cricket, Ozzies aren't really that good, we let them win to make themselves feel good. It's the least we can do for the convicts.

Fat women? I didn't see too many lookers down there in Oz either. Mostly spotty cows with sand for brains. Yep, some english birds are bad, but in all populations, there are lots of bad, little good.

And I'm not sure if you've been to London mate. There's more fucking Ozzy crims there, than there is in the whole of Oz!
Yes there are many english in Oz but at least they eventually come home. You fuckers just stay here.

Personally I think we should all, as members of the empire, stick together and take the piss out Americans. Especially the ones who wear Canadian flags on their bags to 'fool' us all. They're stupid fucking cunts.

k i am english and i have to agree with a lot of ur comments. the weather is pretty shit and the immigration rate is very high atm. however, i think u will find that most american and australian people are of british ancestory. australia is a poulation of people hu decsended from ppl hu commited crimes and wernt good enuff for england. and the english invaded america and the onli reason ur there is becoz the ppl hu invaded u cudnt be botherd to cum back. and hu gives a shit if we like fish and chips. its darn good food! and i am personally proud to be english. i no ther are a few skanks in the country hu let the rest of us down but the same can be sed for any country. also, the governemt here are total dins but it isnt evry1 elses fault how they run the country.

What nationality is this loser?

i think that english soccer is the shit. so what that they haven't won a world cup in awhile their club leagues are hella good. and then again im comparing it to american soccer which is somewhat alright but nothing to english soccer.

How sad are you all? Tony Blair is an idiot but he rates as a genius compared to Bush. England may be sh*t in terms of the climate etc. However they had an Empire and the Comenwealth grows stronger all the time. They have never shirked their global responsibility despite the number of deaths on the battlefield. Americans are quite happy to force war when they think their technology and money can give them an edge. If there was an old time "Western shoot out" They would crap themselves and run for the hills at the first opportunity. The valour of the extremely brave men who fought in World War 2 is a distant memeroy, thanks to politicians.

Sorry, about the football (soccer)American football is an awsome tactical game! If you get to see the true "English premiership" live, you may understand the outstanding fitness and speed of the players. Unfortunately the introduction of the European players has led to the "play acting" which diminishes the great leauge they play in.

No wonder you hate the English, clearly you can not write the langusge. Poor you.

I pitty the country the poster came from...
What a moron.

Before you insult the English, please learn the language. Don't worry, I'll help you out you ignorant prick.

Thier - Their

thats - that's

whats - what's

discusting - disgusting.

Amen to that. Oh, and rotten teeth? Have you seen the United Kingdom's? Whenever they open their mouth it looks like they're thowing me gang signs. Prick.

can i just say that i have lived in england for all 18 years of my life and i have never once met a person with rotten teeth. so stop generalising coz most of what u r saying isnt true. have u ever even been to the uk?

Oh goody, are we being stereotypical. Ok, let's see. Lesbians are big, fat, beasts, that sport army crew cuts and flannel. Whenever they open their mouth no one listens because we are staring at the 'tache.

Wasn't that fun!

English chicks fuck like demons. Shag a couple of english birds and you will love the english --- otherwise, stop fucking whinging you idiot.

Im confused. I am american, always have, always will, never moved. Mostly italian, and Ifeel there is nothign wrong with britian or engliand. Sure, they can be annyoing if you watch steriotypical things about them on tv.

they also have bad teeth

good one bobert. skybird i'm dissapointed in you. yeah i'm sure everytime they open their mouth they have rotten teeth, you probably do, you want to maskit.

Well im going agree with some of the comments about disliking the english. I have been living here for almost 12 months and the english have got on big chip on their shoulders about everyone being french, aussie, scots, welsh and even them selves, come on england get alife its not as if anyone cares what you you lot think you big bunch of tossers. :D

hoe can u hate the english? I love the way that they talk. I'm seriously considering to move to england just to hear people talk like that all day. Their weather on the other hand depresses me. But the weather isn't something that the people there can control so we can't blama them for it.

f**ken, should be fucking.
english should be English.
Thier - their.
Depressing weather - We actually have more than 1 season.
f**kin - fucking.
morons for a population - makes no sense. thier - second failure to spell a simple word.
thier - third failure to spell a simple word.
thier - fourth failure.
discusting - disgusting, and as for women being fat and having rotten teeth, you should not assume English ladies are like that just because your Wife, Mother and Sisters all look like that.

So... I strongly suggest that you learn to spell basic and simple fucking words and to also learn what England is actually like before you come on here spouting shit.

Your one, single brain cell must be the best in the world, as its never been fucking used you inbred twat.

Now tell your dad to stop fucking your mum whilst your shagging your sisters brother as they are making too much of a noise.

it could b worse we could all b fat lyk america or hobos like oz england have had 1 ov the greatest empires in the world at 1 point an they onli reason we all move is because all ov the fukin pollish an lithuanium

a few things the uk the best country in the world has done for the world

- fish and chips ( dont dis this u fat fuckers go eat some quarter pounders with cheese lol i mean wasnt the burger enough u had to get more food in didnt you )

- Ozzy osbourne born in birmingham greatest rock star alive

- bond films. your shitty films dont compare to this except the godfather which was alright but the third one was shit

- Shakespeare.... all his plays greatest play writer ever

and all the other countrys have done alot of shit for you too if it werent for the italians with christopher colombus you would be drinking muddy water with leaves in it from clay cups with feathers on your head round a campfire and i would watch you get eaten by lions and laugh

p:s HEY FATTY BOOM BOOM WANT ANOTHER CREAM CAKE?

I totally agree, but it has nothing to do with England itself, its just the culture!
If you go out with them they get soooo drunk that they make total twats out of themselves at at the end of the night they are sick all over themselves and everyone else. This is a good time.
Parents let their teenagers go out dressed more sluttily than women of the night- even whores know that wearing nothing but a bel and a boob tube looks cheap and nasty.
They seem to think that being false is acceptable and think nothing of stabing you in the back... they have no concept of loyalty.
The kids are f*cked up! Those rich enough parent to get into private school are guarenteed a decent quality of life and ob no matter how stupid or talentless they are, and those who don't have the cash are left to rot.
And finally, the english football team IS SHITE! yet everytime then win against somewhere like andora the papers seem to think they've won the world cup- Italy didn't make that much of a fuss on 2006!!
Grr.
It's time the english woke up and realised that NO-ONE EXCEPT THE ENGLISH LIKE THE ENGLISH. And I would know... I live thier but they are the butt of all jokes to every singl European I have met.

p.s. LOL256,
I think you'll find that all those english acheivments are waaaaaaaaaaaay in the past apart from the occasional Bond film. Wtf have they done in the past 20 years except become the shithole of Europe?

i agree!

fuk ye .. the english are the worst race of people on this earth... they should be all sent to the moon.. and then we should bomb the moon.. until it is blown up.

You dozy twat , do you think we give a fuck if you like us or not? we hate the whole world , we are better than all of you, while you americans were running around with feathers in your hair, and the true aussies with bones through there noses we were conquering the world, so spin on it dipshit!!!!!!!!!

4 words for you, Britannia rule the waves!

Okay. I can totally understand why you would hate us English. I'm English myself and I can't stand the place. But you hate England for all the wrong, and seemingly invalid reasons.

Let's start off with your point about the weather. How this has such a traumatising effect on you I don't know; you clearly don't live here so how it effects your life is totally beyond me. Let's try some simple Geography. Why do you think the Antarctic is so cold? Because it's in the northen-most point of the earth, thousands of miles from the equator? Yes. So why do you think Britain is so rainy and cold? If you were to hazard a guess that it's due to our geographical location on the earth, you wouldn't be far wrong. But is it our fault that we happen to be here? NO.

We don't go on about how good our football is, simply because we don't have to. We invented football, we founded it and we live and breathe it with a passion. Our premier league is the best football league on this earth. There is no league with such a high standard and that my friend is why it has a large number of foreign players. They come to us because our football is good. As for 1966, that was a year of triumph for our nation. We won that World cup fair and square, with the best national team our country has ever given birth to. If you came here and said such things to an english football fan, be warned because you'll probably eat dirt.

'Get with it, you'll never win again' - Yes we know. I can agree, our current national team aren't great. But we know that. So shut up you jumped up little prick.

I'll also have you know that Fish and Chips is not our national dish. We incorporate food from all over the world into our diet, because we like to eat a bit of everything.

And as for our women having rotten teeth. Yes, there are men and women in the UK with rotten teeth. There are such people everywhere in the world. But lets just said one thing straight - I am english, I am a woman and my teeth are FAR from rotten. Infact they are a set of stunners, and they're 100% real.

Fat? I can only say one thing. Have you been to the USA?

Seriously pal if you are going to hate the english, make your reasons just, eg. Our government is full of total tossers, we are a xenophobic nation who are paranoid. We have a trash culture and our education system is a real let down.

Otherwise, I hope you don't visit England anytime soon.

Further to my previous comment, I find it hilarious that YOU, an AMERICAN, is slating the English, or any other nation on earth for that fact.

Everyone knows that the USA are the most hated nation on this earth. All you care about is money, money and more money. You are superficial, you're all made of plastic and everyone knows that American money is dirty money.

You're all clinically obese and live on a diet of fat and salt.

Oh, and you like to stick your nose in and try to rule the world. The amount of young british men and women who have died in Iraq just because your complete dick of a president thought he'd prove a big point by invading Iraq. Now look at the place.

The amount of people plotting against your country is hilarious. Why? BECAUSE EVERYONE ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH HATES YOU.