There's these two guys that I like. Well me and my best friend make up stories about a secret relationship they have. (They are really good friends.) Like how "Dom" is the housewife type of person and "Jake" is the manly man of the relationship.
The whole story starts with Jake coming home from a hard day of work. (He's a construction worker.) He comes into the trailer.
Dom has a bandanna on and two yellow, rubber gloves that go up to his elbows. And an apron.
"Jacob, where have you been? I cook for you. I clean. I do your laundry and this is the thanks I get?"
That's one story. Dom wants a baby, but it's of course not physically possible for him to have one, So he talks Jacob into adopting one. They decide to get a nanny. (They want the baby open to new people.) They hire Jared. (A good friend.) Dom and Jacob get in a fight so Dom goes to his sisters house and cries to her. He finally gets home at night and finds Jacob in bed with Jared, the nanny. Dom was so upset, but then they had a threesome. Jered is basicly like a sex toy.
Another story: Dom walks in with his hair in a pony tail and a small shirt exposing his stomach. Jacob is reading the newspaper. Dom goes "ahem...Notice anything?" Jacob takes his eyes off the newspaper and scans Dom up and down slowly. His eyes lock on the belly button ring. He calm and serious. "It's hot." He says.
There are many more stories and I couldn't give you complete detail on the stories. Oh wait! I have one more. Jacob gets home from work. Takes off his hard hat walks into the bedroom. Dom is lying on the bed in black . lingerie. He swings his hand like a cat and goes "Row!"
Is it normal to make up stories about your crushes having a homosexual relationship and their experiences?